I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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