can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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