Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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