try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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