what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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