I think I just saw someone hide a body.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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