he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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