I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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