so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
And then he peed in my hair
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