ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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