Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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