he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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