Christians are straight up FREAKS
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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