In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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