Whod you bang
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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