Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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