It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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