Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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