I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Oh god it's open bar.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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