i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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