I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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