I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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