Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
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