new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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