So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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