We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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