marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
ok first of all what the fuck
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
why is half of my head shaved?
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