We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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