Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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