I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
So squirting runs in the family.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
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