God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I deserve this hangover.
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