I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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