id be glad to
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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