nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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