ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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