Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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