I think im going to throw up on grandma
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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