i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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