is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Damn victory sex feels great
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
How naked do you want me to be?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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