Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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