I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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