I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
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