Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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