love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
one might say we're banned from that church
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Randomize
