The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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