i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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