whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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