He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Randomize
