it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
