no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
She announced her abortion via fbk
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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